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Pure Poetry

Fri May 1, 2009, 6:11 PM
I have seventeen tits.

SEVENTEEN TITS

no really I do there's seventeen of them

not all of them fit on my chest so some are on my stomach

there's also some on my back

they all have handlebar mustaches and I can make them twitch from right to left

If I get too close to pepper, they all start to sneeze.

They can shoot fire at will!

I have even given them all names.

  • Listening to: My Father Knew Charles Ives, by John Adams
  • Reading: Tales of the Black Widowers, by Isaac Asimov
  • Watching: Daria
  • Playing: Hopscotch
  • Eating: Steak-and-potato-and-gravy pot pie
  • Drinking: Coconut-and-vanilla Italian soda

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WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!

--
in a world of apples and kisses and shoes -
he wasted his wishes on wishing.

etsy shop!!!
:iconlatkes:
Winky, Parrot Tulip, Baby Nostradamus, St. Ives, Maleficent, Laundershin, C Sharp, Bird-of-Paradise, Double George, Photography, Caviar, Mussorgsky, London Broil, Harriet, Matilda, Chinchilla Road, and Tooth.

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