I have seventeen tits.

SEVENTEEN TITS

no really I do there's seventeen of them

not all of them fit on my chest so some are on my stomach

there's also some on my back

they all have handlebar mustaches and I can make them twitch from right to left

If I get too close to pepper, they all start to sneeze.

They can shoot fire at will!

I have even given them all names.

Stolen from the lovely


Comment here, and I will:

a) tell you how I know you and a thing or two about whatever you have in your gallery
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite pic of yours,
h) in return, you must post this in your journal.

Jabber made an amazing survey for characters. You fill it out from the POV of a character of your own creation. Woo hoo hoo! It sure is amazing! Anyways, here I go.



Name: Sihte Torwyn Neb

Nicknames: Nebby-boy

Age: Eighteen

Do you shave: Yep yep.

If yes, where: Everywhere! Woo it's a crazy shaving frenzy.

Favorite thing about your body: My hands.

Least favorite thing about your body: The tendency my lips for getting chapped.

If you could fill a pool with anything but not sell the contents (so you couldn't like fill it with pogs and make a fortune), what would you fill it with? Those round plastic colored balls.

Least favorite present received: A singing Happy Birthday hamster toy.

Hair colour: Brown

Favourite soup: Chicken!

Favorite song: "Fear" by Sarah McLachlan

Favorite Pokemon: Togetic
Why? It's what I'd look like if I was a pokemon, and I'm a narcissist.

Favorite car: Nissan Altima

Unicycle, bicycle or tricycle? Bicycle, but only because I can't balance on a unicycle... yet.

What beverage, other than water, do you drink most? Tea.

What is your strangest hobby? Drawing with chalk all over the sidewalk and road.

What's the least edible thing you have eaten? Rocks.

Do you write poetry? If yes, what's it like? I do, and it's really fun and bouncy!

What do your underpants look like? They come in different colors, some have stripes.

What part of your body would you get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee on if you had to get a tattoo of a salamander drinking coffee? The back of my left knee.

What's your favorite part about visiting the laundromat? The quarter machine!

Do you trim your nose hair? Do you find it offensive when people with excessive nose hair do not? No, and nah.

If after you died someone took your bones and made them into a musical instrument, what kind of musical instrument would you want it to be? Xylophone, definitely.

Which historical figure would you like to ride horsey-back? Winston Churchill, without a doubt!

If there was a curse that turned everyone who wasn't dancing into a cello, what kind of dance would you do?
The waltz.

Are you a tiger in bed?
Hee hee hee hee hee.

Are you living below the poverty line?
Nope.

Are your knees below the poverty line?
Yes... D:

Would you play hopskotch?
YES!

If you were elected President of Earth, would you make any amendments to the laws of physics?
No! I'd just eat ice-cream all day and grow very fat.

Where do you think is the ideal place to go kite-flying?
The mountains!

Are your nipples perky?
ARE THEY EVER!

If you could have any one object come to life and be your pet (such as a walking table, a walking action figure, a walking skyscraper, etc.), what would it be?
A comfy armchair. It could carry me around.

What did you think of this survey?
It was lovely.




And now, I'm going to try tagging people, because Jabber asked me to. Um, here we go...

You probably didn't notice that my essay-thing is deleted. But that's okay! I know no one's read that thing. It wasn't particularly good anyways, so I don't mind. XD

Anyways I deleted it because it won a Gold Key from the Scholastic Art and Writing awards so I need to take it down from online places. And I know I said it's not good so am I contradicting myself by saying it won an award? Not really. I was half-expecting it to win an award, which might seem cocky of me, I guess, but I know that Scholastic is very bad at recognizing amazing experimental or unusual work, and they generally give awards to stuff that's in the conventional mode but somehow manages to sound distinctive. So I was glad when I wrote my essays, because they were conventional enough (or so I felt) to possibly win a Scholastic award.

I'm also glad that my teacher bugged me about submitting stuff to the awards.

This journal is mostly kind of my way of bragging about winning the awards. XD I got two Gold Keys for two out of the three essays I submitted. There's no cash prize, as far as I know, but they're very prestigious awards to win, and the news (I found out an hour ago) have made me exceedingly cheerful.

But okay, I've done the obligatory brag-brag post and now life can go back to normal. I'm just really really happy about this and excited because it means I might get a better chance at receiving financial aid and scholarships for college, yay!

Ironically, I don't think my Alaska essay won anything, which is very funny to me because I have a feeling that was the best one (albeit the most unconventional, but that is probably why they decided to ignore it), but it also means I don't have to terminate my hiatus from Gaia to log on and find where I posted it and delete it. So every cloud has a silver lining, I suppose!

Here is a journal entry written for the express purpose of displacing the big and for-some-time inaccurate journal entry about Jabber's contest that is eating up space on my DA.

I'm going crazy with scholarships and financial aid and mostly FAFSA. My dad, who is visiting and will be leaving this Thursday, has been helping me fill out the FAFSA form, which of course means it's been much more complicated than it should be. Thanks to my well-meaning dad, I ended up submitting a FAFSA filled out with all sorts of inaccurate information, and then when I tried correcting it, it would wipe my corrections and I'd have to fill the corrections out again and again and again, so I got sick of trying different buttons and methods and called customer service. There I learned of an obscure and somewhat silly FAFSA glitch, so with the assistance of a very nice and helpful customer service lady, I solved the glitch and now have to wait for FAFSA to process my unglitched application, which is unglitched but pretty much unchanged, before I can go back and actually make the corrections.

I should probably e-mail the colleges I applied to and warn them about this. Otherwise they'll be very confused to be receiving four completely different versions of FAFSA. Bleagh.

So I'm kind of busy and also still lacking internet and my dad is sort of getting on my nerves because explaining things to him is like trying to convince a very stubborn donkey to not throw themselves off a cliff. I suspect I'm the same way at times, though, so he's probably just as frustrated with me. Poor dad.

Okay the person whose internet I am borrowing is getting irate and wants me to go home so bye.