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Pure Poetry

Fri May 1, 2009, 7:11 PM
I have seventeen tits.

SEVENTEEN TITS

no really I do there's seventeen of them

not all of them fit on my chest so some are on my stomach

there's also some on my back

they all have handlebar mustaches and I can make them twitch from right to left

If I get too close to pepper, they all start to sneeze.

They can shoot fire at will!

I have even given them all names.

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  • Listening to: My Father Knew Charles Ives, by John Adams
  • Reading: Tales of the Black Widowers, by Isaac Asimov
  • Watching: Daria
  • Playing: Hopscotch
  • Eating: Steak-and-potato-and-gravy pot pie
  • Drinking: Coconut-and-vanilla Italian soda

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  • Current Residence: Either Vermont, New York, Los Angeles, or Israel. It varies month to month.
  • Interests: Writing n music! I'm not a very good artist and I know it. I'm mainly here to bug friends.
  • Favourite movie: Why do I have to choose ONE
  • Favourite band or musician: WHY DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE
  • Favourite genre of music: Classical music TAKE THAT, I CHOSE ONLY ONE
  • Favourite style of art: Stuff. I dunno.
  • Shell of choice: I like conches...
  • Skin of choice: Delicious
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daria!
  • Tools of the Trade: Nose

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~Latkes:iconLatkes: Jan 3, 2009, 1:49:03 AM
Stop posting fun stuff and deleting it whenever I favorite it. XD I logged on to look at the page of doodles again and found it was gone, wah.
~joobr-the-jobbernowl:iconjoobr-the-jobbernowl: Jan 3, 2009, 1:50:53 AM
OOPS HOW DID THAT HAPPEN LOOLLDLFF
=magoscuro:iconmagoscuro: Aug 26, 2008, 10:14:27 PM
Thankyou a lot for the fav on [link]

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One Must Still Have Chaos In One, To Give Birth To A Dancing Star (Nietzsche)
~flyingsporkmaster:iconflyingsporkmaster: Aug 8, 2008, 2:57:18 PM
Hi Latkessss.
I just wondered how you are!
~Latkes:iconLatkes: Aug 8, 2008, 11:13:46 PM
Hallo! I'm okay! There's a gigantic amount of stuff that has happened since we last talked, but it's too big for a DA comment (and some of it is relatively personal), so let's just leave it at 'I'm quite satisfied with my current situation!' How have you been?
~flyingsporkmaster:iconflyingsporkmaster: Aug 10, 2008, 11:12:08 PM
Oh I'm glad to hear you're satisfied!
I've been really good, my life certainly has nothing going wrong right now! Hahaha. (:
I guess I should da comment you more often so there's not large gaps of life hehe!
~joobr-the-jobbernowl:iconjoobr-the-jobbernowl: Jul 22, 2008, 4:33:18 AM
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